| 57. | quotennis | ||
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When a combination of one person and another person both know multiple quotes from the same movie. They relay the quotes back and forth from one to another, trying to prove their absolute knowledge of the regarded movie which is currently being quoted. The back and forth sending of the quotes is much like the back and forth sending of the ball in a tennis match. Unfortunately they may not be green and pretty like a tennis ball. Marian McMilfterhops: I love lamp!
Harold Humperton: And you ate the whole... wheel of cheese? Marian McMilfterhops: Where'd you get your clothes... from the... toilet store? Harold Humperton: Son of a bee-sting. Marian McMilfterhops: They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time. Harold Humperton: May the force be with you. Marian McMilferhops: WHAT THE FUCK YOU LITTLE SHIT?! THAT IS DEFINITELY NOT A QUOTE FROM THE MOVIE WE WERE PREVIOUSLY QUOTING! IF I WASN'T BUSY EATING CORN ON THE COB COATED IN OYSTER GRAVY, HEAVILY MARINATED IN BLUE CHEESE AND POTATO BAKE KRAFT SPREAD ™, I WOULD WALK RIGHT UP TO YOU WITH MY LEFT ARM SLIGHTLY RAISED AND PARTIALLY OUTSTRETCHED, AND I WOULD THEN CONTINUE TO EXTEND THE MUSCLES IN MY ARM AND HAZARDOUSLY SMACK YOU IN THE EATING HOLE. Although we did have some quite good quotennising. Ah, such lovely memories of this we'll have. I had a wonderful time last night by the way, next time clean off the poop before you put it in. I love you, nighty night xoxo |
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| 58. | crespination | ||
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Crespination is a creative or inventive act of lying during an argument about the existence of an product or invention and then later using the internet to prove its existence. True lack of knowledge about the existence of the object under contention is required for authentic crespination. Since the advent of cheap mobile internet devices, incidences of crespination are riskier to the reputation and have been in decline. Crespination's dark side is known to all persons of an inventive nature. The chances of finding that something has already been invented are close to 100 percent if the inventor dares to inspect the internet. Person 1: "It is annoying to hold that ice pack to your arm. You need an ice sleeve for that bee sting on your elbow." (Person 1 is engaging in crespination.)
Person 2: "There is no such thing as an ice sleeve." (Person 2 is correct based on the current knowledge of both parties.) Person 1: "Yes, there is. Let's look it up when we get back to the farm." (Person 1 is aware that she lacks the facts to back up this statement but confident that the internet will back her up.) |
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| 59. | Beesting | ||
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A drink made of 1 pt. whisky, 1 pt. vodka in a shotglass. Get out of the Lincoln House if you don't want a Beesting.
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| 60. | the bees knees | ||
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this sexual act requires one jar of honey. the woman is to drop to her knees and pour the jar of honey on her breasts and chest area. the man then tit-fucks the woman to get as much honey on his penis as he desires. once satisfied with the amount of honey on his shlong, he then jabs his erect penis into the womans body like a stinger, creating bee sting-like marks on the womans skin "where were you last night man?"
"damn. i gave stacy the bees knees." "that shit leaves you sticky for weeks." |
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| 61. | Yellow Jacket | ||
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the wasps that fly around garbage, follow you around and buzz in your face for at least 5 minutes, fly into your car window and make you almost shit yorself, and sting you just for fun because theyre assholes. these fuckers are nasty, and look orange at a distance and hover in circles around wherever they are, and if you get near them, they will fuck with you until you can wave them off without getting stung. they also like flying into peoples houses. fortunately, they are easier to kill than flies, but are still annoying as hell, and can even be scary, especially when youre driving a car, and they fly into your window and start flying around in front of your face or land on your junk, recipies for disaster. there was a giant wreck tying up traffic on the highway. some dude had his window open. a yellow jacket flew in, and stung the guy in the face, then he slammed into another car, and ther traffic behind them piled up and nailed them.
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| 62. | Whorenet | ||
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1. A person who attracts promiscuous women. 2. A cleverly devised system or method of attracting promiscuous women. 3. A hornet who is a whore. 1. Tony: look at all them horny bitches all over him mein.
What does he have that I don't have? Manolo: I mean just look at the guy mein, hes a fucken whorenet, he has flash! Bizaz! how are you gonna compete with that shit mein!? 2. Whore: I am so fucking wasted! . . . OMG! Guy1: Really! well I got some coke at the house! Whore: Are you serious? Lets roll! Guy2: Ah yea! the homey busted out the whorenet. 3. Hornet: Is that a bee-sting on your ass bitch!? you're not a hornet, YOU'RE A WHORENET!! |
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| 63. | beestings | ||
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Very small breasts. Because they resemble the tiny bumps caused by the sting of a bee. Also see Two-backs. That girl only has beestings for tits.
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