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When you sit down for a loooong time, your dick gets a numb sometimes stingy uncomfortable feeling, usually after sitting on a hard surface. Stools, bleachers, etc.
Dude... don't scratch your balls out here!! This is a kids soccer game! "It's cool man, I wasn't scratching I think I just got bee dick!"
by Dick Header November 26, 2007
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