Nigerian Bedue 

The act of when ones sexual partner uses their warm piss as a substitute for a traditional bedue; for pleasure and cleaning.

John gave me a Nigerian Bedue last week, its cleaned me up so well

Nigerian Bedue by Drewskiiiiiiu March 15, 2024

Randy Bedwell 

This is the type of person that would leave his family for some ugly old bitch across the street. He would leave everything behind for a GILF from church. Don't be a Randy, Randy lost everything for an old whore.

"Hey look! There's a Randy Bedwell going to look at Christmas lights." "Oh never mind, he's going to cheat with his whore."

Randy Bedwell by Cheatin'Ass July 10, 2018

bedtexting 

Texting in bed. Though it is generally thought to be sensual or erotic in some way, this is not the case (see bedsexting).

Brett: Hey Karen, bedtexting tonight?
Karen: What?
Brett: ...bedtexting? ;)
Karen: no.

bedtexting by Shanty Dog Two January 13, 2010

Rent must be due 

A term used to describe a Twitter Blue/X Premium subscriber who posts an outlandish take or opinion for the sake of gathering rage clicks and engagement. As a Twitter Blue/X Premium subscriber, the more engagement they get from posts, the more money they can make from Twitter.

People will often use this term to predict that someone who is making these outlandish posts is probably doing so to make enough money to pay rent.

This also applies to YouTubers who suddenly make clickbait titles and thumbnails out of nowhere.

Twitter blue subscriber: “The Rock was the worst thing to ever happen to WWE”

Comment/Quote retweet: Rent must be due

Rent must be due by futbolr21 October 8, 2023

bequeef 

To give something unpleasant on your way out, as an old woman would pass foul air as she passes on.

"Ugh, my boss bequeefed me a whole stack of paperwork right before he left on vacation!"

bequeef by Mac_181 December 16, 2011

bedead 

A whiny toad found throughout various regions of Los Angeles that has been known to support location spoofing and destroy evidence when those it supports have been implicated.

I just stepped on bedead, and it squeaked, "LA PANDA!", before reporting me for harassing it.

bedead by bedead February 6, 2014

bedsender 

A strong beer usually over 7% ABV, which may take moderate drinkers by surprise, and send them to bed.

'What's the beer like?'
'It's strong, she's a bit of a bedsender like'

bedsender by piespints April 5, 2021