n. -

1) The couch you add to a dorm room, or other room with a lofted bed or bunk beds, so that when you come home drunk, you don't injure yourself climbing into bed.

2) Any extra couch or bed in a dorm room/apartment that doesn't have a designated owner, and is instead used by whichever drunk friend claims it first.

Prolific (and horrific) discoverer of some of the least well known sexual acts this side of a Dirty Sanchez. Some of his more well known pieces "The Houston Jetpack" and "The Alabama Hot lips" he first performed when touring the US back in 2001. Keysie, as he's known to his lovers, demands his sexual partners to shout out load "DOES THE KEY FIT STEVE, TELL ME IT FITS" towards the business end of his performances. Rumours have started to circulate regarding his latest piece of work, which is thought to have been named "The Sh!t book-end" and involves herding a stag party into a narrow-boat and blocking the exits by depositing large stinking sh!ts either end of the walk through. The stag party will then retire to their beds and fall unconscious - at which point "someone" is performed upon. Then, whilst the party awakes and BANTAAAs around the stinking after-mass that unlucky "someone" remains quiet and curled shaking in a ball, the rest of the party will attempt to identify the phantom sh1ter. The idea is that BANTA becomes so unnerving that his victim will refrain from expressing their concerns.

When you hump the owner of a club or establishment to get a free membership

An acronym for the phrase 'Lying In Bed Laughing'.

Derivatives include 'lol' and 'rofl'.

The most frequent time for this phrase to be used is when hungover with friends, laughing about the previous night's antics. Usually in this situation the participants are too rough to be in any position other than vertical.

Whilst not vital to using the phrase, beds are commonly involved. However, users may also exclaim 'LIBL!' while slouched on other items of furniture.

Popular in Yorkshire but spreading towards the Midlands at considerable speed.

Having sex with someone while they're asleep but when they wake up you yell: "Surprise!"

Something that is a constant and dependable in an ever changing world.

When both you and your roommate bring home someone and you both hookup at the same time in your own beds. Like the scene when the brother and sister are hooking up in their shared room.