beds for bensons 

a shop in grenock scotland which provides beds for homosexuals

shop assistant; how can i help you sir?
customer; i am interested in buying a bed
shop assistant; we only provide beds for bensons
customer; i am a benson, i have a wife but no children, and i dont really care for football and never have
shop assistant; ok sir, right this way
customer; bed dooins

beds for bensons by poorlyendowed March 14, 2010

There’s no bunk beds in a graveyard 

Used as an analogy for “when the grim reaper comes, you can’t call your friends. You’re going alone”

Bro1: Man you know i love you but “There’s no bunk beds in a graveyard”.
Bro2: fuck

There’s no bunk beds in a graveyard by sukan December 27, 2022

musical beds 

The practice of casual sex with mutiple partners.

That dude played musical beds and did three girls in one night.

musical beds by megriley September 5, 2006

Bunk Beds 

When one sits face to face with another on the toilet…legs spread on the bottom bunk, so that defecation and urination can occur between the legs from the top participate.

Hey, wanna go bunk beds to save some time?

Bunk Beds by Breadfat August 20, 2021

Hospital Beds 

Great song by Cold War Kids. Part of several of their EPs.

'Nothin to do here, just whine and complain, in bed at the hospital..'
-Hospital Beds

Hospital Beds by Commander Pancakes September 3, 2006

bunk beds 

What you build to make room for activities.

Dale: The bunk beds look amazing! Look at that! It looks like one you'd buy from a store! Look at all this floor space!

Brennan: SO many activities!

bunk beds by Dr. Doback July 28, 2010

Funk Beds 

When you push two twin sized beds (lofted if you’re feeling dangerous) together to form one giant bed.

Damn Steve, we’ve got hella people coming to this party, we should make funk beds just in case an orgy breaks out.

Funk Beds by schino20 May 31, 2018