Dirty Lightning Bolt n At the climax of a blow job pull out to politely "turn away". Yell "Avada Kedavra" as you hit her right above the eye with the magical load.

The act of two friends escorting two lascivious sluts to the same bedroom and proceeding to concurrently have sexual intercourse with them whilst simultaneously high fiveing each other, synchronized to the glorious finale of the 1812 Overture by Tchaikovsky.

A disorder which is primarily characterized by a lack of appropriate social skills in the bedroom. The person seems normal until in a sexual situation, at which time they have no idea how to act appropriately. It is important to note that this is different than being self-centered; it's not that they don't care what their partner wants, they just can't grasp the concept.

A sexual act between somewhat consenting adults, involving one partner mounting the other while he/she is asleep, whispering "Lemoyne Sleeper, the one stop bedroom shop" in the sleeping partner's ear, followed by a sock to the head with a pillow. As the partner on the bottom jolts awake, the one on top enjoys the ride.

The act of riskily running naked from the bathroom to the bedroom after realising you should've probably bothered to check if there were any towels on the rail before you took a shower.

Verb. The sexual act of steamrolling your partner then taking the fecal matter, blending it up and throwing it at a canvas. Once the canvas is prepped, the subjects will continue to have sex on the canvas. Fecal matter from both partners can be used to add a more textured effect.

Warning: Use goggles and safe sexual practices while performing this technique in the bedroom. Pink eye is a common side effect. In order to avoid this, the couple is recommended to wear eye protection such as goggles or safety glasses.

The act of walking into your aunt's bedroom and finding your uncle with his boxers around his ankles, squatting over your aunt while serving up a PBR and creamed-corn induced hot carl into her waiting mouth... most often occurring while re-runs of the Dukes of Hazard or Full House are playing on the TV.