bedrot 

1. The rusting or deterioration of a truck bed
2. The result of a lack of cleanliness in or on a mattress resulting in mold, lumps, and/or discoloration and stains

Luke felt a crunch when walking on the bed of his truck and noticed the bedrot.
After years of prolonged periods of hard work and not showering, Nate's mattress began to succumb to bedrot.

bedrot by Nathando January 26, 2012

notch in the bedpost 

A person you've had sex with. Derived from the practice of tallying the number of sexual partners you've had by indenting your bed post. It is often used in derogatory fashion, by representing that a person is recognized solely as a past sexual achievement.

Tom: Hey, what happened with that girl...Sarah?
Kyle: Meh. She was just another notch in the bedpost.

notch in the bedpost by hambone skeet skeet November 19, 2013

Bednot 

Bednot is a word that combines better and not which creates bednot but you probably will only hear this word below the Mason Dixie Line

Mom:Jimmy are you doing your homework

Jimmy:Yes ma'am

Mom:I bednot hear that tv until it's done

Bednot by The Terminator March 29, 2015

Fifth Bedpost 

Reference to a male’s stiff, rigid cock while in bed.

I rode the fifth bedpost last night. I’m sore.

I broke in our new canopy bed with a ride of the fifth bedpost last night.

He invited me back to his room and introduced me to the fifth bedpost.

Fifth Bedpost by Eaton Holgoode April 21, 2018

notch in your bedpost 

one more person you've fucked. Similar to the expression "under the belt" or "in the bank." As popularized by Fall Out Boy.

I'm just a notch in your bedpost.

notch in your bedpost by qwertyasdfzxcv March 1, 2007

bedooter 

A word meaning practically anything--in any grammatical form--but is especially used as an interjection. The word originated when an executive board member of a student programming organization at a small, elite liberal arts college misspoke during a meeting, supposedly combining the words 'deodorant' and 'detergent.'

"BEDOOTER!"

"You shirt looks absolutely bedooterific today!"

"Who just bedootered?"

bedooter by Josh W. July 20, 2008

Squat on my bedpost

The act of performing a squat above a rounded, relatively small bedpost for sexual pleasure.

Ye want tae squat on my bedpost? Sound!

Squat on my bedpost by Mister Beattster August 1, 2010