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Bedpan Boogie 

When you dump in the bed after she's passed out and you leave.
Dude, I just did a bedpan boogie and left before she woke up.
Bedpan Boogie by Poop George II November 2, 2008
A specially shaped container for people who cannot leave their bed to defecate ('poop') or urinate ('pee') into. Bedpans are usually made of plastic or metal.
When Sally was in hospital with two broken legs, she had to stay in bed. When she wanted to go to the toilet, the nurse put a bedpan under her bottom. Sally peed and pooped into the bedpan.
bedpan by Boris2 February 25, 2009

Bedmanship 

The art and aesthetic of how a person performs in bed, sexually. Also, a person's style or manner of their sexual techniques, or how well that person can "bed".
Guy 1: So Anna said I was good in bed the other day.
Guy 2: Oh yeah, she made a comment about your bedmanship?
Bedmanship by Apex J December 7, 2009

Bedmanship 

The art of having a well made patient bed in an ER, ICU or Hospital setting. This helps to facilitate patient positioning during portable radiologic exams. These exams require a plate to be placed between the patient and the bedding behind them and is made easier by proper bedmanship.
The RN had great bedmanship, the patient had a clean fitted sheet with 2 overlapping chucks positioned underneath them from the top of the shoulder extending below the pelvis.

The RN has bad bedmanship, the sheet was soaking wet and coming off the bed. The patient was stuck to the mattress with no chuck to prevent chaffing or bruising.
Bedmanship by loveyourxraytech April 18, 2019
A specially shaped container for people who cannot leave their bed to defecate ('shit') or urinate ('piss') into. Bedpans are usually made of plastic or metal.
When Sally was in hospital with two broken legs, she had to stay in bed. When she wanted to go to the toilet, the nurse put a bedpan under her ass. Sally pissed and shitted into the bedpan.
Bedpan by Jerkmaster6996 May 26, 2016

bedpanned 

To be bedpanned is to have a horrible thing happen to you as being a bed pan would be equally horrible.
He got bedpanned by the car.
bedpanned by Runwalk1 May 21, 2016