The Beemer Lemur

Not a BMW, or a lemur. The Beemer Lemur is a unperformed sexual act. It is an act that replicas fisting into a hardcore stimulation for strong woman.

The way The Beemer Lemur is performed

1) the guy takes off his partner's panties

2)he gapes his partner's vagina
3)he attempts to stick his head into the vagina
4)you don't touch yourself, only the partner takes the pleasure.

Time to celebrate December 1st with a sunday special! The Beemer Lemur!

The Beemer Lemur by boybetterknowsee3owu November 18, 2019

Beamer boy 

A sad boy

Baby im a Beamer boy

Beamer boy by Stock as a rock January 26, 2018

Beamer boy 

Sad, depressed boy.

Lil peep

I’m a motherfucker beamer boy

Beamer boy by yesung February 15, 2018

Randy Bedwell 

This is the type of person that would leave his family for some ugly old bitch across the street. He would leave everything behind for a GILF from church. Don't be a Randy, Randy lost everything for an old whore.

"Hey look! There's a Randy Bedwell going to look at Christmas lights." "Oh never mind, he's going to cheat with his whore."

Randy Bedwell by Cheatin'Ass July 10, 2018

beamer girl 

If you’re a beamer boy you ask yo girl to be a beamer girl so you guys could be a cute ass beamer couple.

“I wish i was his beamer girl”

beamer girl by baddestbitchoutchea May 5, 2018

bedtexting 

Texting in bed. Though it is generally thought to be sensual or erotic in some way, this is not the case (see bedsexting).

Brett: Hey Karen, bedtexting tonight?
Karen: What?
Brett: ...bedtexting? ;)
Karen: no.

bedtexting by Shanty Dog Two January 13, 2010

beamed 

Scamming someone

maypire: yo i just beamed this kid for $25 btc lmao

zeb: get banned

beamed by Loseridiot May 3, 2018