trans-incidental beditation 

n. Random, uncaring sex with a person of uncertain gender.

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Did you hook up with that odd sparkler you were dancing with last night?

Nah. I'm no longer into trans-incidental beditation.

Been hurt too much?

No. Not enough.

trans-incidental beditation by gnostic 1 October 22, 2013

Meditation 

Conscious thoughtlessness to achieve lasting calmness of the mind and body.

After continuous meditation sessions, she was free of her debilitating anxiety.

Meditation by tannerrz May 24, 2018

mindlessness meditation 

A popular form of meditation that is a variation on mindfulness meditation which seeks to undo or diminish consciousness to decrease the possibility of feeling responsible for anything.

I have absolutely no idea why I did that, but recently I’ve been practicing mindlessness meditation; there may be a connection, but I really can’t say for sure.

mindlessness meditation by Dr Bunnygirl September 14, 2019

Heavy Bertation 

A general state of confusion, usually at an awards show or other celebrity event.

Everything started out fine but once the drinks were served the night quickly devolved into very heavy bertation.

Heavy Bertation by Bryan Ganman March 5, 2011

meditation 

Meditation can mean either clearing your mind of all thought, or focusing on one thought, both done in an effort to achieve enlightenment. For example, in some masters of "zen" or "chan" buddhism will give thier students koans to meditate on, such as, "What is the sound of one hand clapping?". On the other hand, many other sects teach thinking of nothing. Either way can be effective for those who engage in the activity not for religious enlightment, but simply to relax and gain a greater understanding of life.

He medidated on the koan and understood that the lack of an answer was in itself an answer, and yet not the fullness of the answer.

I engage in meditation for a few minutes before I go to bed to help settle my mind.

meditation by Steven Hopkins February 15, 2007

guru meditation code 

A whimsical name for an error code, the guru meditation code is helpfully provided by end users so that tech support gurus have something to meditate on. When their meditations are complete, they may be divinely inspired to create a better product, establish a philosophy of world peace, or maybe even fix your problem.

Before accepting the message, you may wish to write down the guru meditation code. You may then email it to Red Lion technical support, so that one of our technical gurus can meditate on this information in order to track-down the cause of the problem.

guru meditation code by rootbeer277 October 18, 2008

Bedcation 

Staying in bed all day or weekend with your significant other. You camp out, sleep, kiss, cuddle, have sex, eat your meals, drink your wine, watch movies and
never leave the bedroom. It's better than a vacation, less expensive, you don't have to pack anything.

We took a bedcation on Sunday and disappeared from the world.

Bedcation by Winelover May 17, 2009