bedazzled meat curtains 

When a girl pierces and adorns has her labia minora with beautiful jewels and pearls. What Crystal Rose has.

When asked "do you have any other piercings?" I say "yes I have bedazzled meat curtains"!

bedazzled meat curtains by Crystal Rose March 12, 2010

Bedazzled 

The act of adding bling ( glitter, jewels ) to a clothing item. Often popular among latino men. A animalistic form of attracting a mate ( much like the peacock ) most commonly worn in da club !

shirt guido jewels bedazzled

Bedazzled by sherman dash June 2, 2010

Bedazzled 

Something really sparkly and shiny. People usually use the word bedazzled when they describe a sparkly jacket.

Your jacked is so bedazzled or your purse is so bedazzled.

Bedazzled by The definition of Emma September 21, 2018

bedaziled 

1.
-to be surprised or astonished at a particular event
2.
-to be tripping out or to be confused

1.
-that swivel 900 bedaziled me
2.
-that shit is bedazilin

bedaziled by Alex Schaefer February 5, 2009

Bedazzled Cupcake 

When you're doing a fat chick and you pull out and nut on her muffin top

Dude, I pulled out and gave her a bedazzled cupcake!

Bedazzled Cupcake by 4bri-bri March 2, 2010

bedazzled 

To be bedazzled, a girl must lose the vaginal and anal virginity (birginity) in the same night. See also, Websterize, "hop the curb."

Kate lost her behymen? I thought she was a virgin! Yeah, John bedazzled her when he visited last fall.

bedazzled by art carbunkle May 25, 2006

Bedazzled 

Someone with a minimum of 7 body piercings, not including their ears.

Alice hasn't been able to go near magnets since she was bedazzled.

Bedazzled by Dr. Skinner April 18, 2010