I'M NO FRED FLINTSTONE BUT I CAN MAKE YOUR BED ROCK 

THIS MEANS THAT SOMEONE IS REQUESTING TO BE LAID BY SOMEONE ELSE.

GIRL: "SO WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO TONIGHT"

BOY: "I'M NO FRED FLINTSTONE BUT I CAN MAKE YOUR BED ROCK"

I'M NO FRED FLINTSTONE BUT I CAN MAKE YOUR BED ROCK by Hullo, have a goode one February 3, 2010

rock the bed 

To fuck a hoe so hard the bed rocks hitting against the wall.

Hugo came home with Yolanda and they rocked the bed so hard they woke his roommate when they made a hole in the wall.

rock the bed by G$$$ May 9, 2003

Rock my head in bed 

To rock someone’s head in bed is to change their life for the better with a sexual experience.

John- Wow, Stacey’s blowjob changed how I think of life.
Fred- It must have rocked your head in bed.
John- I think it did rock my head in bed!

Rock my head in bed by Sippysip45 May 29, 2018

rockin in the bed 

Verb:Making love or having sex

Noun: someone who is good in bed.

John and Nancy were rockin in the bed.

Is your new boyfriend rockin in the bed?

rockin in the bed by Abedrocker June 16, 2009

rockstar the bed 

when you are so wiped on beer and jagermesiter that you crash out on the bed and are so smashed you piss the bed while shitting yourself and being sick, in the style of so many rock stars of the past...

Mr A: dude that was an epic 18 hour sesh I was totally wiped...
Mr B: yer man, what was the story with all that Jager? I ended up rock-starring the bed...
Mr A: no way - that's messy dude, cant believe you would rockstar the bed.

rockstar the bed by reckless-abandon September 13, 2011

bedrocked 

One who smoked so much weed that he can't get any more stoned is known as being bedrocked.

bob, i told you if you smoked that entire joint you would get bedrocked. look at you now.

bedrocked by Hueydude February 28, 2015

bedrock moment 

Joking about what Java Minecraft players have that bedrock players want but don’t have

Javaplayer: hypixel is a great server
Bedrockplayer: I bet it is but I play bedrock so I can’t play it
Javaplayer: bedrock moment

bedrock moment by Imsomeonethatsalwaysright April 16, 2021