| 1. | bed squees | ||
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the squeaking of your bed. Dude you have the bed squees.
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| 2. | suicide squeeze | ||
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Whilst banging a female you pull it out and preform a bunt which means slapping her on the face with your dick, yelling bunt, then running. After you yell bunt and run out of the room, your friend has to run in from another door (like a closet or something) and jump onto the bed in a head first dive. Have another one of your friends jump out from underneath the bed and call him safe or out. You can have additional fun by calling him out then getting into an argument about it while the girl sits there nekkid and confused. Dude we totally pulled a suicide squeeze on Jenny from the block.
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| 3. | Seismic Squeeze | ||
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To forcefully take a human or an object between your legs and squeeze them as hard as you can. I seismic squeezed your mom in bed last night.
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| 4. | Seismic Squeeze | ||
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To forcefully take a human or an object between yourlegs and squeeze them as hard as you can. I seismic squeezed your mom in bed last night.
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| 5. | cock squeeze | ||
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insulting term used to offend a slut or whore That cock squeeze is bad in bed
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| 6. | hug off | ||
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The last big squeeze and hug from someone just before they're ready to get out of bed in the morning. Don't give me the hug off, stay in bed awhile longer.
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| 7. | Lemon Squeeze | ||
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As a guy gets sexually excited, his nuts pack up like into a single lemon. Squeezing his nuts as he orgasms can be intensely pleasurable. Lemon Squeeze:
Squeeze me baby, till the juice runs down my leg. Squeeze me baby, till the juice runs down my leg. The way you squeeze my lemon, I'm gonna fall right out of bed. -Led Zepplin, "The Lemon Song." |
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