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Verb. To make a complete idiot of oneself in public. To behave or speak in such a way, or to make a comment or express an opinion that is so profoundly witless, senseless and obtuse, that you have forever after defined yourself as a person of comical value only. Never to be taken seriously again. Of worth only as an object of ridicule and derision.
American academic, Paul Carlos, recently beclowned himself by claiming, in effect, that nations that sought to defend themselves from terrorist attacks by killing those responsible for planning the attacks or building weapons for the attacks, including nuclear weapons, were gulty of murder. Former Reagan staffer Doug Bandow has also beclowned himself by claiming that the Bali terrorist bombing was in response to Australia's Iraq involvement. Even though the Bali bombing was before the Iraq war.
beclown by geofff December 14, 2008
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Beyowned 

To dominate an enemy. Similar to pwned or owned.
I totally beyowned Ryan Clements with a rocket up the arse.
Beyowned by Capt_Crow October 2, 2008

Beyowned 

A relative to owned or pwned it means to be utterly destroyed verbally. Generally pertaining to Playstation fans.
That kid got beyowned when Greg slapped him.
Beyowned by Karunga September 30, 2008
To argue loudly about things one does not understand.
Bandow has previously beclowned himself on matters Australian.

or

Paul Campos has beclowned himself.
beclown by samajaman February 22, 2007
blowned is to superstoned like blowed.
originally from riverside ca. cus we like the way it sounds more than "blowed." it comes out the nasal passage nicely. bloooowwwnned
and a mixture of blown and blowed.
before: lets get blowned.
during: im so blowned.
after: fuuuuck im still blowned.
blowned by supacameron August 28, 2006
When a female gives you rough oral sex and you wake up in the morning to find that your penis has marks or bruises on it.

This word is a combination of "blow" and "owned".
Person 1-
I was with this girl from work last night. We both got pretty drunk, we started making out, and then she went down on me. It was one of the most painful blowjobs ever. Teeth, too rough, etc. Now this morning I woke up and checked out my pen0r and its like black and blue around the tip, badly bruised.

person 2-
You got blowned.
blowned by apples@totse May 30, 2006