Because of my concussion... 

BOMC is an overused excuse that covers anything from simple blunders to awful failures. This phrase is used as an explanation for common shortcomings and can be used in most any situation. No matter what the occasion or what you did wrong, a concussion can always be blamed as the cause.

*In a small hospital room after a terrible accident while playing Cheerleader Chicken*

Cheerleader #1: Hey, how are you feeling?

Ashley: Abd oto ont. Teird tllite a. (Not too bad. A little tired.)

Cheerleader #1: I have no idea what you just said.

Ashley: Sorry I have dyslexia...Because of my concussion...

Because of my concussion... by Avon67 February 24, 2011

because of course 

Phrase:
Meaning that the reason for an occurrence, action, behavior is/should be apparent to involved parties. Popularized on ticket Miami sports shows by D. Lebatard, J. Taylor, etc.

No one thinks the U.S. will win the World Cup...because of course!

because of course by Thatguy4088 June 29, 2014

... because of winn dixie 

a book title that just begged to made fun of. add any humorous phrase before the ... and you have a goldmine of laughs.

I became a necrophiliac because of winn dixie.

... because of winn dixie by jamiez May 13, 2005

Because of gay 

Micheal Scott from The Office says this after saying "that's what he said" because Oscar, one of the other characters is gay.

Get is guys? Because of gay?

Because of gay by Noodle27 October 19, 2018

Because of covid 

Because of covid the world has changed. Life as we knew it got more complicated. People lost their lives and some lost everything they worked so hard for.

Because of covid our loved ones had to pass away without family around them. Were not having family together during the holidays because of covid, What a mess no thanks to the selfish Chinese government for not telling the world right away and allowing it to spread.

Because of covid by jimmybomm December 3, 2020

Because Of The Boulder 

A term used for when you can't see something, due to a boulder being in the way

Person 1: I was going to go hiking the other day, but my view of the road ahead was blocked.

Person 2: Why?

Person 1: Because Of The Boulder

Because Of The Boulder by Averysubtlemongoose December 9, 2022

Because of this 

1.Aggressive pick up line, before drunkenly making out with someone

2. A reference to a Llama, El Paca or any other packing animal of the Andies.

Little Boy:"Is your boyfriend going to be mad"
Girl:"Why?"
Little Boy:"Because of this!!!!!"

"Because of this Mark freaked out."

Because of this by Cheshire VBall February 5, 2009