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a dame. a female. a chic. a member of the fairer sex.
I won't bust a safe in no beazel's room.
beazel by pg wodehouse August 27, 2006
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A huge stinky turd. Like the mother of all turds, when you really rip a shit that will make it in turd folklore. Most commonly used with the term: "Rip" i.e "Rip a beazley"
These are usually "ripped" after eating a large amount of food, mainly fast food.
"Holy god, i just ripped the most diabolical beazley ever"

"If i eat all that, im going to have to slaughter the most intense beazley"
Beazley by beazley ripper May 9, 2010
Blowing a zurbert OR a raspberry onto a penis or vagina to make said penis and/or vagina vibrate and produce a loud vibrating sound.
Hello my dear. Lovely day in the park, isn't it? Why don't you come over here and sit on my face and I'll rip a beazley on your labia, darling!
Beazley by (PenisJesus) August 1, 2011
Beazel: 1. Slang for woman, dame, chick, tomato, etc.

Beazel: 2. An incredibly bright, beautiful, athletic Weimaraner living in Henderson, Nevada. She has her own Facebook page and is looking for friends - check her out at Facebook.com/BeazelMcGhie
Nicknames for Beazel

Schmink, Schminkle, Schmoopy Face, Schmoopala, Schmeck, Schmeckle
Beazel by Adeeplydisturbeddogowner September 11, 2011
1. An amazing person who doesn't realize or won't accept that they are.

2. A sexy, kind, smart, and thoughtful person.

3. The perfect boyfriend.

4. The guy that any girl would be lucky to have.
"I'm so glad my boyfriend is a Beazley." ;)
Beazley by Amberlnn December 13, 2009
a fat fucker of a man who was born to become a great loser. just think of big kim ;)
that's a bit "beazley" dont you think?
beazley by Zeke the fucking Freak September 10, 2003