A huge stinky turd. Like the mother of all turds, when you really rip a shit that will make it in turd folklore. Most commonly used with the term: "Rip" i.e "Rip a beazley"
These are usually "ripped" after eating a large amount of food, mainly fast food.
"Holy god, i just ripped the most diabolical beazley ever"
"If i eat all that, im going to have to slaughter the most intense beazley"
Beazel: 1. Slang for woman, dame, chick, tomato, etc.
Beazel: 2. An incredibly bright, beautiful, athletic Weimaraner living in Henderson, Nevada. She has her own Facebook page and is looking for friends - check her out at Facebook.com/BeazelMcGhie