Beaverfest 

(bee-ver-fest)–noun
1. An annual celebration once held in Beaver Dam, WI, over Memorial Day weekend where softball teams drank heavily and bands played songs like "Radar Love" and "Keep Your Hands to Yourself." The event's name was changed subsequent to a story in Hustler Magazine where pictures of the Beaver Motel and a sign outside of Beaver Dam which read "Home of 15,000 Busy Beavers."

2. Colloquial euphemism used by heterosexual males and homosexual females to describe a party worth staying at all night long.

1. I don't know what there were more of at Beaverfest this year, mullets or carnies.

2. Dude, this party is a total beaverfest, don't invite any of your guy friends.

Beaverfest by majikboy July 13, 2010

Jacksonville Beaver Pelt 

shaving a very hairy woman's vag and then using the pubes to weave a hat or any other article of clothing for style or warmth

Dude, I made a sweet Jacksonville Beaver Pelt sock out of this hooker's pubes yesterday. It's stylish and warm.

Jacksonville Beaver Pelt by Big Hot Carl December 9, 2008

beanerpult 

When three or more beaners attempt to clear a large obstacle by means of human propulsion. Usually two or more beaners act as the base, and then the 'hopper' loads himself into the hands/arms of the other beaners, and is catapulted over said obstacle.

I once saw a beaner fly, but I realized it was just a beanerpult being used to get him on the roof of my neighbor's house to steal shingles.

beanerpult by Jinkiro February 26, 2007

beaver pelt 

The pubic hair region of a woman’s vagina.

When a woman drops her panties the first thing I notice is the style of her beaver pelt.

beaver pelt by Dancerooster July 29, 2021

Beaver Pelt 

When your golf shot results in a huge grass divot which resembles a hairy beaver (vagina).

Michael left a nice 70's style beaver pelt on that last shot! Hefner would be proud.

Beaver Pelt by Respn April 22, 2017

Beaverperson 

A "beaverperson" is a creature which we have a very limited data base of knowledge on. The creature is very shy and refuse to leave it's home due to the fear of social interactions. The beaverperson have a very limited diet and can only eat things that he feel comfortable with.

- Wow that's a real beaverperson, I have never seen one in the wild before!
- Damn, It must have been 80 years or so since i last saw one.

Beaverperson by OliverKexchoklad June 21, 2023

Beaver Pelt 

EXCESSIVELY hairy beaver (pussy), thus resembling the pelt of a dead beaver (animal). Usually with pubic hair flowing from the belly button down the inner thighs, thus obliterating any treasure trail. Woman with said Beaver Pelt are forced to wear granny underwear as any attempt to wear a thong would be fucking revolting. Often this affects Northern Canadian and ALL European women. NOTE: squirrel fucking, tree hugging bitches often have a Beaver Pelt.

1. Sadly Bobby could not fuck Tracy after he saw her Beaver Pelt due to his projectile vomiting.

Beaver Pelt by makemepuke September 18, 2006