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beaverfish 

A small aquatic creature, that is half beaver and half fish. Also known as the BEAVERFISH! This furry creature can grow up to 5 feet long and weigh as much as several llamas! The beaverfish usually eats other small aquatic creatures, but usually prefers the green, nutritious fruit, zuchinni. Although, the beaverfish may appear harmless, never enter any waters near them, due to the fact that they are very territorial of their habit, and invasion of their inviroment, can cause serious injury.
It's a bird, it's a plane, NO! It's a beaverfish!
beaverfish by Dr. Trann September 3, 2010
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Beaverlashed 

Also known as "whipped" by your significant other, but a Canadian version. To be ruled or owned by your spouse.
Guy #1: oh man we should totally go grab some slurpees and throw them at those Bums.
Guy #2: ya sounds like a super fun time....I should probably go home my girlfriend might get worried.
Guy #1: Wow man, you are so Beaverlashed.
Beaverlashed by Justin Seamonster January 15, 2008

Beaverish 

The time when you start feeling all your rights and wrongs go flying out the window and allow yourself to be free of everything that ties you down.
I'm feeling a bit beaverish tonight.
Beaverish by Mr. Escaleras September 27, 2010

Beaverclops

A god amongst men. An actual lord on the thumbsticks, he’s the best player on the ice at any given time
1. Can’t believe beaverclops got traded from Nashville
2. Hey man did you see beaverclops carry Nashville last night? He’s amazing
3. Can’t believe SelkeSean doesn’t like beaverclops he’s the GOAT
Beaverclops by Gvnb February 9, 2022

Beaverlicious 

Used when referring to a female who exudes everything you desire physically. In other words, "She's got it going on...".
" Damn son, that girl is beaverlicious!!!"

" I can't get enough of her beaverliciousness!"
Beaverlicious by J. Striker January 2, 2008

Beaverised 

The term given to those who have endured a beaver attack. The main targets of a beaver attack are toddlers and the elderly, and for this reason the highest proportion of beaverised people are found in these two groups. Beaverised persons usually require months of councilling to recover.
"Poor old Joe got beaverised yesterday."

"Don't walk through the swamps at night or you'll get beaverised.
Beaverised by D.E March 18, 2004
having to do with or pertaining to Anne S.
Seriously guys, did you see that beaverism . That person is so full of beaverism,
beaverism by Mama Bear1982 September 28, 2017