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adj. So retarded it's beautiful. Blend of "beautiful" and "retarded". (Not to be confused with craptastic, which has negative connotations.)
(After reading the Adventures of Dr. McNinja)
"That's......that's.....beautarded. I love it."
by RotJ November 01, 2005
etiology: A word coming into existence through a misunderstood, mumbled comment.

Adj: ugly person, particularly in the face region.
wow, that waitress is really beautarded!
by vtbobm August 31, 2010
When someone says something so stupid you question if they might be mentally challenged, but they're pretty so they get away with it.
"Man, that hottie says some dumb s*** but she's fine as hell. Straight beautarded!"
by irvogue March 31, 2014