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beamonesque 

doing something completly unexpected and being completly amazing coming out of no where with great excellence involved..

comes from Bob Beamon's unexpected world record in the long jump at the Mexico Olympics by breaking the record by 2'
Wow. That time when you set the curve for class by 50 points was truly beamonesque.

That was so beamonesque when you beat your personal record by 3 seconds!
beamonesque by jleetjlj400 May 11, 2006

Yoko Beaumont

A scamming, theiving man who steals identities, artwork and 'fursonas' from furries, but oh no, its not just furry stuff, Deviant art, Furaffinity, Jyros, Steam, Second Life and pretty sure other internet locations as well.

He cares for nobody els but himself, he's so terrible he even has an Encyclopedia Dramatica about him, he's such an asshat.

He is most commonly known as Yoko Beaumont.
One of Yoko's more infamous activities which he engages in, is the impersonation of artists based on the information that is publicly available, including art in most cases, to try and defame the person in question, piss them off, or fulfill some desire that he has to be someone else. - Yoko Beaumont
Yoko Beaumont by Scytheclaw July 7, 2011

Rye Beaumont

Fit and I mean very very fit person! everyone should love his toes lmao

his smile is the BEST thing bro
I love rye Beaumont’s crusty toes

Did a Christian Beaumont 

Failing an exam really basly by answering the wrong question or cheating in an exam with little chance of success.
Kevin: How was the Georgraphy exam?
Dave: Ah Man, I did a Christian Beaumont and forgot to answer 2 of the questions.
Kevin: Oh god, you did a Christian Beaumont

Beaumonting 

Beaumonting (verb): The act of consistently and habitually taking Mondays off from work, inspired by the historical figure Beaumont, in response to an intense fear of ridicule or mockery. Beaumonting is derived from the experiences of Beaumont, a renowned individual who endured relentless public ridicule throughout their life. This term characterizes the behavior of individuals who, driven by a deep-seated apprehension, opt to avoid the workplace on Mondays as a precautionary measure against potential humiliation or scorn from coworkers. The practice of Beaumonting reflects a persistent anxiety surrounding the workplace environment, leading to regular absences on the first day of the workweek as a defensive strategy against perceived ridicule.
Starting the week without Emily. Beaumonting again!

Ryan Leonard Beaumont 

He is the 2nd member to join the boy band RoadTrip Tv, he is 23 years old, his birthday in January, 24, he is British but he was raised on Spain, he can sing and speak Spanish as well, his stage name is Rye Beaumont, he joined RoadTrip Tv already forming a band with Andy Fowler, which was the first member to be in it, he has an amazing and gorgeous voice!
"Ryan Leonard Beaumont is an amazing singer"
Ryan Leonard Beaumont by sweet_fovvs February 12, 2019