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3.
the real beatus is a chubby kid that eats alot and is too lazy to even ride a bike most of the time.
hey beatus, wanna make babies?
gotta love dat beatus!
by patt is gay! September 18, 2003
 
1.
beatus is a fat fuck\fat ass\a l'i'l bitch+he got head from an ugly slut
by Your mother :() October 21, 2003
 
2.
Tyler Collins. AKA Beatus.
Hey Beatus! Learn how to fucking ollie or you don't get no damn pizza!
by Nathan Fuggin' Evans April 17, 2005
 
4.
A word for a bitch ass piece of shit
Fuck off Beatus

Tyler is such a beatus
by ms April 19, 2005