Refers to a female that shows up to the bar with a crapton of make-up on, usually with a halter top and ready to hook up with any guy around. Usually has the female version of a wingman around in case the freaky deaky happens.

Man, look at those beat up tortas ready for action. We don't even have to buy them a drink.

Beat up torta by DoctorFeelgood April 28, 2009

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national beat up day

beat down for 1 minute straight

hey bro it’s national beat up day

national beat up day by ZeroeXX November 5, 2019

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Beat-up bag of dicks

1.) A person who is a real piece of shit.

2.) Someone who sounds less than desirable when heard through Skype.

3.) A douche.

4.) An animal, object, concept, philosophy, etc. that fails at least one time and/or is in a constant state of failure.

5.) Something that smells, sounds, feels, or tastes terrible.

6.) A beaten-up bag-like container containing phalli.

That fucking oil spill is really turning into a beat-up bag of dicks.

Beat-up bag of dicks by A Beat-Up Bag of Dicks May 31, 2010

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beaupre

A "Beaupre" is one born with a French background. Often these are highly competitive and outspoken individuals. Family gatherings have been known to hit high volume levels, but often higher intensity levels. Generally speaking, they are friendly-- yet sarcastic and travel in packs.

"Wow, who is talking so loud over there?"
"Must be Beaupre."
"How do you know?"
"Who else can talk at that level?"

beaupre by Rocky_in_Granada March 25, 2008

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