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Beatleism 

The religion created to worship the gods of music, a.k.a, The Beatles. We followers of Beatleism agree that we:

1. Must listen to any Beatles song at least once a day and rewind it at least twice.

2. Must be completely anti-war.

3. Must try to meditate at least once in our lives and hope it catches on.

4. Must make a point to mention the Beatles and/or how sexy/hot/amazing/talented they are whenever possible.

5. Must always refer to their hairstyle as Arthur.

6. Must scream and cry along with the audience whenever seeing a tape of them performing live.

7. Must laugh whenever someone foolishly tries to tell us that Paul McCartney is dead.

9. Must always refer to selves as Beatleists.

8. Must rip a person a new one if they EVER say Led Zeppelin was better than the Beatles (or any other band for the matter) or that the Beatles were overrated.
WHAT?! HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT BEATLEISM ISN'T THE BEST RELIGION TO HAVE EVER EXISTED?!?! PREPARE TO DIE, YOU FOOL!
Beatleism by thebeatles6270 January 14, 2011
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Beatleism 

A Religion created to honour the four Gods of Apple Scruff.

We go by BeatleManiacs.
Ones that we are positive existed.
The Beatlemaniacs believe that Paul was, indeed, the walrus according to the Bible of Beatleism.
Beatleism by HereComesTheSun:) September 29, 2010
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battlegasm 

Verb: to express massive emotional venting after having defeated a foe in any situation, be it a game, real life, etc.
Person1: Oh my god, I just killed sephiroth. GIH-AAAAAAAAGGGHHHH

Person2: He okay?

Person3: Yeah, he just had a battlegasm.
battlegasm by shocker_ July 29, 2009
Once you have beaten something you have wanted to beat for along time, this word has a broad meaning though
Example 1

Guy1: wow you beat that kid up so bad
Guy2: Yeah I feel so good
Guy1: Beatgasm?
Guy2: Yeah

Example 2

Nerd1: I just beat dungeons and Dragons!
Nerd2: You must be so proud of yourself!
Nerd1: OH MY GOD I AM HAVING A BEATGASM GNA GNA GNA!!!!!!
Beatgasm by baldy45 November 12, 2011
Noun - A music service exclusively for electronic dance music that reinvents the way that fans connect to music, artists, and fellow fans.
Beatgasm is probably the best thing ever to happen to EDM.
Beatgasm by itsjmac November 21, 2013

How bout dem knicks? 

A phrase referring twoard the New York Knicks.
Its usually said to break an unplesent moment of silence.
Guy 1: I think I may be gay.
Guy 2: ...
Guy 1: ...
Guy 2: How bout dem knicks?
How bout dem knicks? by Flame060 March 28, 2005
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Power Couple 

A relationship between two people who are equally as cool as each other. They are as individually awesome and fun to be around as they are when they are together.

Neither one depends on the other for their feelings of self worth- they know in their heart that they are just as valuable to the world as the other. Good looking, optimistic, and sparks a light in the world that people recognize that goes beyond a normal relationship.

In a power couple, if one person is flawed, the other person makes up for their weaknesses in strength. Together they are the epitome of what anyone would desire in a relationship. They encourage goodness in the world and make it a better place by being together.
I'm a fan of those two, they are such a power couple, the epitome of what anyone would want in a relationship.

I am envious of them because they are a power couple.
Power Couple by Pina28 May 23, 2012
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