2) noun: a band from escondido, california that is known for their jaw dropping chord progressions, energy-packed live shows, sky high vocals, and their amazing ping pong skills.
(Chuck Norris comes in) Hey kid, no you didn't (Kid dies).
(Chuck Norris to the kid's friend) Hey man, sorry i killed your friend. Hopefully this will cheer you up. (Chuck gives the friend tickets to a beat the first concert)
(Kid) Thanks Chuck! I feel much better!