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Been beatin' off like a madman lately.
by Anonymous November 02, 2002
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doud i just beat off like 10 times
let me beat off in your ass
by taz gam March 20, 2004
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1. to defend ones self against an attack
2. to wank somebody off
dave: if two blokes attacked you would you beat them off?
janet: yes i would beat them both off
by adam h March 01, 2005
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a guy, generally who has overly-done hairdos, tight shirts and general metrosexual tendencies. Stuck-up and most likely drives a nisan and listens to terrible dance music and gets their eye brows down.
Jeez, that dude is the biggest frickin' beat-off on earth..He's wearing girl pants for christs sake!
by daveydeadite May 16, 2005
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when playing halo, or any game for that matter, and you and your opponent melee eachother to death simultaneously.
ha ha, man i almost killed that cunt but instead we beatoff
by bearcapitan October 24, 2009
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When two guys stand face to face, with a third guy in between them jacking off both guys at the same time. The first guy to jizz wins the prize of getting a cold, metal dildo
Jason won beat off when tony gave him a hand job that he couldnt resist
by ,aw3t68936 June 16, 2009
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when man is horny and taks it off his bake buy beating off
ohh dam she was fine i am going to beat off now
by andy January 18, 2004
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