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(v.) The act of using one's chivalric qualities to swoon a lady and eventually bang her like she stole something. Shortly after, the triumphant male flees the scene a better man.
Brandon: Dude, so you don't like her, but she's really hot, right?
Nick: Well...yea.
Brandon: So why don't you just beat n skeet?
Nick: Haha. You're right.
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The act of jerking/beating off, and then jizzing/skeeting everywhere; therefor, Beat(ing) n' Skeet(ing)
Kiley bailed on all his poker buddies early friday night to go Beat n' Skeet
by CC (Clit Commander) April 24, 2008
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