| 1. | hit em up | ||
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A five minute-long song in which 2pac explains that he has no motherfucking friends, so that is why he fucked your bitch, how much he owns this whole fuckin' place, how all you motherfuckers can suck his dick, and he would gladly west-side fuck your momma, and you little fucker better shut the fuck up, before things get really fucked-up, and he will beat the fuck out of your little ass, get it? You should listen to "Hit Em Up" and count how many times he uses the word "fuck" in it. ;)
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| 2. | Chris Beat Em Down Brown | ||
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Chris Brown's new nickname after he beat up Rihanna. White Guy: Did you see Rihanna's battered up face after Chris Beat Em Down Brown got to her?
Black Oreo: Yea, he was really mad, dude. |
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| 3. | ragdoll masters | ||
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A 2-D beat em' up by ragdoll software. I got to level 20 on ragdoll masters!
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| 4. | beat-em-ups | ||
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1) A chick whose sole purpose is to satisfy a carnal sexual need.
2) A chick you sexually desire, free of any emotional commitment. 3) A chick with a good body, but questionable looks. (see beatable) Naturally inferred, it's a chick that you intend to beat guts, beat it up, beat her guts up, and/or beat it up and skeet it up. Peezy: "Bruh, is that yo gurl?"
Kels: "Naw nucca, she jus my beat-em-ups?" or Lew: "Fly body n'all, but dat bitch got issues." Damaga: "Tru! But she'd make good beat-em-ups." |
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| 5. | cheeseburgering | ||
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cheese·burg·er (cheez-bur-ger-ing)
-Adj. Commonly used within the gaming community (in particular beat'em'ups) when two human competors are playing (not the computer, although come cases of computer cheeseburgering has occured)and one of the played uses the same move of combo over and over again. ultimatly winning the round. 1. Shooter, stop cheeseburgering that move, youre shit and this game
2. Dude cheeseburger the boss, you're almost beat! |
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| 6. | God Hand | ||
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Possibly the most epic beat-em-up on the Playstation 2, featuring heavy metal musicians, ball busting, spanking, midgets, flying fat ninjas, flaming gay twins, high-pitched martial artists, and demons. Created by Clover Studios, who were also the great minds behind Okami and Viewtiful Joe. My arm, my arm, my arm, my arm, my arm, my arm,
I'll summon up the power of the GOD HAND! |
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| 7. | final fight | ||
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A side-scroling beat 'em up that was realeased in 89 but the story happens 2 years earlier.
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Mike Haggar (from saturday night slam masters) is the mayor of Metro City, the "crime captial of the world." The Mad Gear gang runs the city and they kidnap Haggar's daughter, Jessica. Haggar gets his gym buddies, Guy, the bushin ninja and Cody, the street fighter, to help him rid the city of the mad gear gang for good. They beat up tons of people using punches, kicks, throws, pilledrivers, flying kicks, knives, katanas, lead pipes etc. And they rescue Jessica and Cody knocks the leader out of a window (Shows this at the start of final fight 2, in the Japanese version anyway.) This game was moved to so many consoles. On SNES, they removed 2 player mode, Guy and a whole level. They also changed Poison and Roxy to Billy and Sid because they thought they were transvestites and because they didn't like the idea of hitting women (Which completly contradicts the first thing.) Damnd and Sodom were changed to Thraser and Katana. The story of Final Fight 2 is Mad Gear regroups and goes international. They capture Guy's girlfirend (Or wife... or something) Rena and Guy's master's master. Maki, Rena's sister rings up Haggar and asks him to help get them back. He does, with the help of Carlos, someone who is staying at Haggar's place at the time. No Cody or Guy, they were either training, in jail or doing the street fighter alpha stuff. Anyway, the three beat Mad Gear, this time f... |
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