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No Beasties

said to reinsure someone to make them believe you are not into beastiality; used when saying something that can appear to be a statement of beastiality
man: "What breed is it?"
pet owner: "Its a labrodor rechever"
man: "That is a cute dog, no beasties though."
No Beasties by Ashtrey001 March 15, 2010

Blastifistical 

Something that is awesome above all means, super special awesome
Oh my god! That shirt is so blastifistical!
Blastifistical by Komoeswan April 12, 2009

Beastitude 

Noun - Of or relating to levels of beast mode; the quantitative summation of a person's beast mode.
Why were you in beast mode so long? Because I do what I want. Plus, my beastitude is too high not to always be in beast mode.
Beastitude by BigDaddyScoot July 1, 2010

beastiosity

the ability to consume impressive amounts of alcohol
I was impressed with Kristina's beastiosity last night at the bar
beastiosity by TomSchroeder August 19, 2013

Theory of Breastitivity 

A theory derived from the notion that both male and female beings have an eternal fascination and attraction to the female's breasts, no matter the being's sexual orientation.
Male- "Wow, you have got some swell tits."
Female- "Wow, I do have got some swell tits."
Profesor- "That's the Theory of Breastitivity.
Theory of Breastitivity by mhm jharty September 21, 2011

beastility 

to put it bluntly...having sex with an animal.

yes.

a dog, horse, ram, bull or frog.
Sammy's from Mississippi and grew up on a farm.
He didn't have any friends...let alone female ones.

One day he swore he saw Betty the Cow wink at him.

Next thing you know...Sammy is showing Betty how to straddle herself without getting hurt.
beastility by Kennedy August 22, 2005