Person 2: Hey can I throw in a pinch.
Person 1: Feel free just don't do a bear trap I want to save my can for a while.
Person 2: Too late.
Person: dang now theres none left!
Me: I was sitting in class when I dropped my pencil on my lap and bear trapped myself.
Friend: I bet your balls liked that.
warning: has been known to aggressively spoon you in your sleep.
Person 2: what'd you do?
Person 1: tried to gnaw my arm off but in the end i just bled out :(