Beartrapping 

When person A slaps person B's huge ass, but person B grabs person A's hand and arm with their ass cheeks.

I went to slap his ass, but then he ended up beartrapping me! That bastard!

Beartrapping by Simphd June 23, 2020

Bonduel Beartrap 

When you take home two typical Bonduel heavies from Club 117 and engage in some heavy lifting. The next morning you wake up in your trailer with the two behemoths on either side, trapping you in their girth, thus creating the bear trap. You would chew off any body part to get out of there. The chicken grease makes it extra difficult to leave.

Billy Bob: "You sure were drunk last night Josh"

Josh: "I know. I ended up in a Bonduel Beartrap with Peggy and Roberta"

Billy Bob: "So that's what happened to your arm."

Bonduel Beartrap by Harvey Hilltopper April 2, 2009

Sloppy Beartrap 

(n) A not-so-pleasent sub-genre of head in which the one who is giving head is excessively sloppy and has rather sharp teeth like a beartrap.

Guy 1: I hear Rachel gave you some head, is this true?

Guy 2: I would hardly consider it head. It was def a sloppy beartrap.

Sloppy Beartrap by D Parently April 6, 2010

bwargaphango 

sticking your ass out the window while on a school bus.

brendon just bwargaphangoed out that window!

bwargaphango by the bwargaphango crew October 17, 2011

bearagraph 

Any paragraph with bear implications including, but not limited to, Cutler, Ditka, and Chicago.

(In Chicago Accent)

Yea I was offered a job at the CIA cuz they heard i can write a mean bearagraph.

bearagraph by Bear Fan, Go Bears October 4, 2010

the beartrap 

while giving a girl oral sex, upon orgasm, the girl tightens her tighs around your head similar to that of a beartrap

girl:ooo oooo oooooooo!
guy: easy baby your giving me the beartrap!

the beartrap by changus May 16, 2008

beartrap 

A woman who wears braces.

Damn that beartrap Kasie made me bleed...What a bitch.

beartrap by C-Mac! October 10, 2005