beardgasm 

Beardgasm (from Greek hairgasmos, from organ to mature, swell, also sexual climax from the sight of hair) is the peak of the plateau phase of the sexual response to a good beard, characterized by an intense sensation of pleasure. Experienced by males and females, beardgasm is controlled by the involuntary, or autonomic, limbic system, and is accompanied by quick cycles of muscle contraction in the lower pelvic muscles, which surround the primary sexual organs and the anus. Beardgasms are often associated with other involuntary actions, including muscular spasms in multiple areas of the body, a general euphoric sensation, body movements and vocalizations are expressed, and random acts of dry humping said beard. .

Did you see Brian Wilson's new "filthy" pitch? I just had a beardgasm!

beardgasm by The Supertits May 10, 2011

beardmance 

When others can't stop talking about your god like beard! They go as far as wanting to rub up against your mighty whiskers or even running their fingers through your facial fur!

Last night I saw a mighty beard..and all I could think of was how I want to stroke that mountainous beard.....Dude I think I'm having a beardmance for those whiskers!

beardmance by beardster December 1, 2011

beardmasher 

A male who has sex with a female with an unshaven crotch

I bet that guy is a beardmasher

beardmasher by the random ruler October 16, 2009

beardman 

A man with a well trimmed hipster beard, generally believed to be grown out of weed.

I saw Beardman today. He must've been smoking his beard because he was high as shit

beardman by Scooyb September 21, 2014

beardmance 

the relationship between the gay and the beard that is helping the gay covering his sexuality.

Person 1: OMG i love elounor so much Person 2: ikr louis and eleanor have such a cute beardmance

beardmance by eleanorjanecalder September 7, 2012

Rustic Beardman 

A 6'6, full-bearded, stud of a man. Intelligent, musically inclined, compassionate, open-minded, spontaneous, and hilarious. Other interesting pieces of information include: excellent cook, knows how to twerk, drives a moped, has a car-bed, and last but certainly not least--is a professional beard ride giver.

"Did you see that manly man heading our way?!"
"Oh, that's Rustic Beardman!"

Rustic Beardman by AshWickety October 15, 2013

beardtastic 

when a person has an amazing beard.

Dude, you face is beardtastic.

beardtastic by AKickAssWaffle October 21, 2010