bearded ax wound

slang for a vagina

by Anonymous September 19, 2003

bearded axe wound

A fun word for the unshaven female genitalia.

That Hannah girl has one gaping bearded axe wound. Okay, it's not bearded, but boy is it gaping!

by Gin Shampoo December 25, 2006

bearded axe wound

a furry snatch

boys have penises, girls have bearded axe wounds.

by trevor March 10, 2003

Bearded Axe Wound

Another name for a vagina

"I took her home and shaved around her bearded axe wound."

by Sadistic1jj August 22, 2009

Bearded Axe Wound

Another name for a nasty lookin vagina.

Look at the nasty bearded axe wound.

by Eric Beckett October 8, 2007

Bearded axe wound

A bloody, furry, vagina.

Sloane had started her period, and had not gotten her beaver waxed in over one year. She didn't shower regularily, and what became of her pubic hair was a bloody mess, clots of blood and hair. Her downstairs was more like a bearded axe wound than anything female.

by Corrie McNulty September 3, 2008