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3. bearded
When someone tops a story that you just told.
Me: Last night i drank like 30 beers

Bearder: Ya well i gottta buddy who drinks 30 beers per meal.

Other guy: dude, you just got bearded.
1. bearded
Something that is totally awesome, leet, super-cool, ragenomic, or otherwise excellent.
Guy # 1 : Im fockin hungry

Guy #2: Hey, want to go to get some subs?

Guy #1 : That would be totally bearded, bro
2. Bearded
This is derived from, "You should grow a beard!"
"Why?"
"Because you sound like a cunt and act like a cunt so you should look like one!"

Can be used in situations where your colleague knows what you mean but the wider audience hasn't got a clue!
You are a bearded man Chocky!
4. Bearded
When someone gently touches your vagina, but does not finger you.
"Did he beard you"
"Yes he bearded me!"

"I really want him to beard me!"
5. bearded
1. something that is weird
That dude is bearded!
by James Schneider May 27, 2003 add a video
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