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A sex act in which a man dips his tool into a jar of Canadian maple syrup and smears it upon a person's face in a beard-like manner.
That bearded canadian that Dave gave me last night was really traumatizing.
by JPC254 August 13, 2006
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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