beard of sorrow

The facial hair typically grown by men out of sadness and apathy toward personal hygiene after a relationship has come to an end.

I've been a little worried about Steve since he got dumped by Claire, you see the beard of sorrow he's rocking?

beard of sorrow by CityZen4 January 27, 2010

beard of zeus 

something to swear by

By the beard of Zeus!

beard of zeus by zack w September 9, 2005

beard-on

The practice of reality TV pseudo-celebs, primarily on the Discovery Channel, using product in their beards to give the appearance of a long, hard, straight beard, resembling the male mammal penile erection in appearance.

Neil: "Did you catch all those beard-ons on Discovery last night?"

Bob: "I know, right? It's like they won't give you a show unless you're a visable douche..."

beard-on by BADxKARMA February 19, 2013

Beard of Thunder 

A beard that is well rounded and causes happiness when looked at

Wow that man at the county fair is hot

it is because of his beard of thunder !

Beard of Thunder by Skyyyyy May 24, 2009

Slap a beard on that ho 

To have intercourse with a woman, and fill to give her so much testosterone in the process that she then proceeds to grow a beard.

Now that you've taken her back to your place, its time to slap a beard on that ho.

Slap a beard on that ho by Jake Bry February 9, 2008

Beard of Shame

The beard that a man will grow after his girlfriend has broken up with him.

Used in the song Razor Burn by Lagwagon

"On the night she left me, facial hair grew miraculously, I dressed in black like Johnny Cash and grew this beard of shame."

Beard of Shame by sean December 1, 2003

The Beard Of Rasputin

The most mystical beard of them of. Dr. Kryptonite discovered it in the the late 17th century. He hoarded it for many years. Papa J discovered it and has used to enslave and persecute his minions. It is said that those who possess this beard, will rule. There can only be lord or the rasputin. You will the very best like no one ever was!

Fredo: "Oh man this beard looks so stupid."

Dingo: "What are you saying? This is the most powerful beard of all! It's The Beard Of Rasputin!"

Fread: "What??"

Dingo: "I shall enslave you!!!"

The Beard Of Rasputin by dalyllama35 August 17, 2011