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When one masterbates with no lube and ones dick turns into a piece of meat that looks like it got worked over by a grizzly bear.
I was so horny last night I gave my self a bear job.
by Poop Dillah January 29, 2013
Receiving a blow job, while taking a shit, while in the woods, possibly while camping.
While on a camping trip I had to take this huge shit, however this chick wanted my nuts, so she gave me a bear job in thw woods.
by Deputydog April 05, 2011