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1. Bear Claw
The effect tight pants have on a man, making his genitalia appear like a bear's claw. Whereas a woman would have a camel toe, a man would have a bear claw.
Did you see Frank's bear claw last night? It was disgusting.

Frank better buy a size larger next time. He may inadvertently produce a bear claw.
2. Grizzlar bear
Half-polar bear
Half-grizzly hybrid

A truly Omnipotent being, evolution to the highest level of creation!
This deity should be conceived as the perfect and omnipotent and omniscient originator and ruler of the universe

The term omnipotent Grizzlar bear has been used to connote a number of different positions. These positions include, but are not limited to, the following:

1. Grizzlar bear is able to do anything, i. e. the answer to "can Grizzlar bear do x" is always "yes", regardless of what x may be. However this leads to obvious contradictions and is a view rarely held by humans. Although it can be argued that to try and rationalize Grizzlar bear`s omnipotent power is a vain undertaking, since we cannot ever really understand Grizzlar bear`s power, and is perhaps better to take it on faith.

2. Grizzlar bear is able to do anything that is logically possible for Grizzlar bear to do.

3. Grizzlar bear is able to do anything that Grizzlar bear chooses to do.

4. Grizzlar bear is able to do anything that is in accord with His own nature (thus, for instance, if it is a logical consequence of Grizzlar bear's nature that what Grizzlar bear speak is truth, then Grizzlar bear is not able to lie).

5. Hold that it is part of Grizzlar bear's nature to be consistent and that it would be inconsistent for Grizzlar bear to go against His own laws unless there were a reason to do so.
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3. Papa Bear
Papa Bear a.k.a Sir Bear a.k.a Grandmama Bear a.k.a Babooshka Bear a.k.a Mama Bear a.k.a The Chode a.k.a Chodius Maximus a.k.a Bear a.k.a Ass Bear a.k.a Dick Bear a.k.a Fag Bear a.k.a Puss Bear a.k.a Ridculous Bear a.k.a Naughty Bear, is a big Paraguian man that shares qualities that of a big papa grizzly bear. He loves zong's, food, and slowly but surely is starting to put the women before the drugs. He is an angry dorm head that rules with an iron claw and breaks the majority of his toys, causing him to be frequently cast into his cave of solitude.
Guy 1: " Yo Papa Bear what's goodie son?"

Bear: " Tryna get high off my ass aha ahahah ahah ahahah!"

Guy 1: " Your an Addict Bear!"
4. Bear Claw
The remnants of what is left in the toilet bowl after flushing a large semi solid dump. the streaking pattern is said to resemble the slash of a bear claw.
yo dude..make sure you double flush after eating nachos as you left a mean bear claw in there.
5. Bear Claw Vagina
A vagina that a girl has inserted the devise that clamps down on a man's penis in a woman's vagina if her hormones are going too crazy while she's having sex, to prevent rape. Mostly used by extremely paranoid girls.
"Oh she's wearing that warning sign that she got a bear claw vagina, i won't rape her!"
6. bearclaw
While recieving a blowjob, a man uses his hands to push the woman's head further down his JOHNSON. This is repeated in a sex-like motion.
"It's ok, girl...no need to fear the bearclaw"
7. Fried Bear Claw
The result of a woman with an excess of outer labia dipping the lips into a vat of boiling oil and then rolling the lips in powdered sugar, much like making a funnel cake.
I tried to eat Tammy's fried bear claw but it was too greasy and powdery for my taste.
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