Bears are large furry carnivores of the family Ursidae. Large bears can measure up to 14 feet tall when standing on their hind legs, and 2000 pounds (1 ton). Bears are found all over the world, but generally speak with pronounced Russian accents. Bears are known to enjoy raw salmon, with copious amounts of vodka. Never, under any circumstances, try to out-drink a bear. Their superior body mass and Russian-ness will allow them to drink you under the table without even getting tipsy. Many bears also enjoy Cuban cigars.
Me: Whats up?
Bears: Здравствулте, товарищ!
Me: Lets drink vodka!
Bears: Да!
by RussianMexican July 24, 2008
an affixed term used to further enrich or denounce a person's first or last name; most commonly applied to those easily agitated or those that show "bear"-like qualities
Where the hell is Davey-Bear tonight?
Wow, look how bear.. Mary-Bear is right now.
by Noticeably Anonymous May 22, 2005
adjective:- word used to emphesize a thing as massive or long. often used by chavs and teenagers living in a n urban area. Bear can also be used to call someone as if to say they are great or amazing.
person 1: "hey, an you walk to the shop for me and get me a coke?"
person2: "nahh man that will take bear time and i have to go outin a bit, sorry."
person 1: "ahh, ok the don't worry about it."
by aiden face October 06, 2010
a huge brown or black thing that eats you if you piss it off or eat its honey so watch it buddy!
man1:"Dude that bear is huge!"
man2:"Watch out that bear might eat you cause you ate its honey and pissed it off!"

*the man gets eaten by the bear*
by lollipopsucker0101 March 02, 2010
A man is considered a Bear if he is hairy, well-built, hyper-masculine, with this strong body and appearance, yet with a heart as big as his chest.
He does not have a 'camp' bone in him. He has a tendency to growl in his sleep and during other bed activities. He is unashamed of bodily-function noises. Practicality dictates his fashion tastes. A Bear man is every straight man's gay fantasy!
Did you see that stud? Damn, he's one hot Bear!
by jaxcub September 08, 2009
A large, husky man, with the body of a tank, hiding his 'bear-itude.' Usually by insisting they are not a bear, but being found out later in life. Bears are massive, husky, fur-covered, killing machines, with hearts the size of the moon. Though, never expose a bear. You will die.
iPlague, most commonly known as Teph, is a Bear. Don't expose him.
by Whargle June 17, 2010
bear is a term meaning "very" or "lots of", similar to use of well
I'm bear drunk, I'm bear tired
by Goyder October 08, 2006

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