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May describe a masculine, well built gay man or a large, hairy gay man. The term has developed a looser definition and can sometimes refer to the dominant male in a gay relationship. Opposite of a twink.
person 1: Is he a twink?
person 2: No, he's probably a bear. Look how muscular and masculine he is.
by Elisabeth11 February 22, 2013
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1.
A term used by gay men to describe a husky, large man with a lot of body hair.
George's sexual tastes run toward bears.
by kim February 12, 2003
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2.
A Godless killing machine.
Stephen Colbert: And the number one threat to America is... bears.
by aaronak April 12, 2006
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The most common definition of a "bear" is a man who is hairy, has facial hair, and a cuddly body. However, the word "Bear" means many things to different people, even within the bear movement. Many men who do not have one or all of these characteristics define themselves as bears, making the term a very loose one. Suffice it to say, "bear" is often defined as more of an attitude than anything else - a sense of comfort with our natural masculinity and bodies that is not slavish to the vogues of male attractiveness that is so common in gay circles and the culture at large.
Check out American Bear Magazine
by Ian January 08, 2004
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4.
A fuzzy and cute woodland creature. Very huggable, but if hugging is attempted it is likely that the bear will maul and/or kill the hugger.
Little Stevie hugged a bear last week. His funeral is tomorrow.
by Don Bobbly January 29, 2008
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5.
A chubby homosexual with a lot of body hair.
Scott Cape is a bear.
by Todd "Loves Scott" Kozuki August 10, 2003
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The greates threat to America (and therefore the democratic world).
I you don't believe that bears are the greatest threat, obviously you haven't paid attention to the source of all facts, Stephen Colbert!
by K3n7 August 01, 2006
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A terrifying beast that will literally rip your face of just so that he can show his bear buddies how stupid you look. A bear will fuck your mother while fingering your little sister and then eat your pancreas while drilling a hole in the top of your head and then pissing up your nose an out that hole.

A bear can swallow an orange and shit out a new world religion.

When you see waves at the beach, its because the ocean is trying to escape from bears who feel like swimming.

A retarded boy from Wisconsin once hugged a bear on a camping trip long ago. That boy turned out to be Jesus.

The Space Shuttle was originally created to escape from Bears and find a new bear-free planet. The Appollo and Columbia shuttles had the misfortune of not bear-proofing the doors.

The Extinction of the Dinosaurs was actually caused by one Bear and 7 Beers.

Friday the 13th is based on the true story of a Bear who got bored on day.

A Grizzly from Northern Canada has more friends on Myspace than Tom.

God decided one day to fight a Bear in one of his forests. The outcome resulted in the forest becoming the Sahara Desert and God becoming Anna Nicole Smith.

Bears

"Hey, I heard Chuck Norris died yesterday." "Yeah, he made a Bear joke in public."

"How did Jeff die?" "A Bear" "A Bear ate him?" "No, it hit him while going 60 in a 03 Toyota."
by Feardom October 05, 2006
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