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A Godless killing machine.
Stephen Colbert: And the number one threat to America is... bears.
by aaronak April 12, 2006
1.) (animal) A big scary furry thing that is widely considered the greatest threat to the American way of life.

2.) (sexual fetish) A chubby, balding, middle-aged man who, for some reason, has a sexual attraction for some people.

3.) (expression) Something difficult.

4.) (metaphor) Derived from the saying, "you don't have to run faster than the bear, you just have to run faster than the person behind you." A bear is the person who protects you from harm by being bigger, stupider, louder, and more obvious, when it's a bad idea to be so.
1.) Stephen Colbert has put bears on notice. Suck it, bears!
2.) Dude, "bear" sites are totally real. Google that shit.
3.) Rocket surgery is a real bear to learn.
4.) I was worried about going 5 mph over the speed limit, but that guy's going 30 over; I guess we found our bear.
by Mister P. April 25, 2011
13 year old kid named Michael Ballew. He dreams of one day uniting the world in peace and love. He is a rapper and plans on making it as far as he can in the hip-hop industry by using his own painful recollections and memories to try and reveive what is left of the rap world. He is a freshman, broke as hell and is trying to find love. it's hard out there for a lover. he follows his own philosophy called 589 which means "love the world" he literally takes into consideration other peoples lives and tries to walk in their shoes for a little bit just so he can understand and love the world a little better each day. He loves music. Music is his life. When you read this Try to remember the name because the moment he blows up, The world will change. Its time for change. Contact him at gamemaster5@charter.net, Facebook. (Michael Ballew) or myspace.com/drakius5000. He can't record yet but the moment he can his songs will be all over youtube and Myspace. Get ready people. Its time for love to be reborn. -B.E.A.R 589
B.E.A.R is honestly going to be one of the best upcoming rappers in the recent times. He is signed to his own record label with many artists just like him. IIIrd degree is the name of his Label, He loves to love. Check him out sometime, The moment he gets the ability to record man, You're mind is gonna be blown, out your ass.
by KrunkedMofo July 02, 2010
The best mother fucking god damn animal in the world. Bears rule! If bears were human they'd be Chuck Norris
Fuck yeah to bears!!!
by F meister May 11, 2006
A girl, who is Really, Really, Really LOUD during sex.
Sounded like You were slaying a Bear in there last night. I had to have my son put on his headphones and your room is all the way across the house.
by bishop2 July 20, 2011
A dead bearfur type hairstyle
Anach Ytloz has a bear that looks as if it was cut off of an animal
by viva a Revolution April 14, 2010
Grizzly chewing tobacco. nicknamed the bear because of the bear on the front of the can.
person1: Hey man you got a bear on you?
person2: Yea man take a pinch
by yteka99 August 03, 2009
slang for a prostitute.
I cannot bear with that bear. She has such bearish behaviour.
by uttam maharjan October 11, 2010