A Godless killing machine.
Stephen Colbert: And the number one threat to America is... bears.
by aaronak April 12, 2006
A man is considered a Bear if he is hairy, well-built, hyper-masculine, with this strong body and appearance, yet with a heart as big as his chest.
He does not have a 'camp' bone in him. He has a tendency to growl in his sleep and during other bed activities. He is unashamed of bodily-function noises. Practicality dictates his fashion tastes. A Bear man is every straight man's gay fantasy!
Did you see that stud? Damn, he's one hot Bear!
by jaxcub September 08, 2009
The shark of the land.
Person 1: Man look at that bear over there.

Person 2: Yeah its totally a shark of the land!
by JmoolZZ February 07, 2013
Greatest Football Team EVER
Da Bears are da greatest team ever
by Tom June 07, 2005
Many people get this wrong, but the real definition of a bear when referring to a person is someone with an angry attitude but under control, someone so manly that they are beyond man, but a good man all around. The term can be used for females, but it means in a sense that they are protective mothers, but are also tendering. A prime indicator of a bear is being enraged with scary fury during debates and hot topics because they have no tolerance for stupid and primitive people. Steven Colbert is right to fear bears, but they only attack when they have a reason.
Guy 1: "Christo is a fucking bear! Did you hear him growling at Emma during the class discussion?"
Guy 2: "Well, she deserved it. She didn't want stoners to breed. No sense of personal freedom with her."
Guy 1: "Well, she should count herself lucky for Christo holding himself back. He wanted to maul her face off!"
by Christo Bear March 10, 2010
big burely gay guy
tristan is a big ass bear
by troubledmidget February 21, 2013
A large and/or tall woman (term preferred for over-muscular types) that could easily rape you in a dark alley if she wanted to.
1. Damn, that's a bear! She would easily be able to beat Mike Tyson in an arm wrestling challenge.

2. She's not a true bear, she's fat but also short.
by Mr_Moustache February 17, 2013
Code word for a cigarette for when your parents for family members don't know you smoke.
"Hey ashley want to go outside and kill a bear with me?"
"Yeah sure!"

"Hey, do you have an extra bear?"
by Karleylux January 25, 2012

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