A Godless killing machine.
Stephen Colbert: And the number one threat to America is... bears.
by aaronak April 12, 2006
A nickname for dip (tobbacco) . A few differant brands have bear names such as Grizzly, and Kodiak.
Im about to throw me in some bear.
by Strangeward February 15, 2010
Greatest Football Team EVER
Da Bears are da greatest team ever
by Tom June 07, 2005
The shark of the land.
Person 1: Man look at that bear over there.

Person 2: Yeah its totally a shark of the land!
by JmoolZZ February 07, 2013
A large and/or tall woman (term preferred for over-muscular types) that could easily rape you in a dark alley if she wanted to.
1. Damn, that's a bear! She would easily be able to beat Mike Tyson in an arm wrestling challenge.

2. She's not a true bear, she's fat but also short.
by Mr_Moustache February 17, 2013
An animal deriving its name from a football team in Chicago
Did you see that fucking bear? Fuck
by Mr. Get this off of me, MISTER November 30, 2011
Many people get this wrong, but the real definition of a bear when referring to a person is someone with an angry attitude but under control, someone so manly that they are beyond man, but a good man all around. The term can be used for females, but it means in a sense that they are protective mothers, but are also tendering. A prime indicator of a bear is being enraged with scary fury during debates and hot topics because they have no tolerance for stupid and primitive people. Steven Colbert is right to fear bears, but they only attack when they have a reason.
Guy 1: "Christo is a fucking bear! Did you hear him growling at Emma during the class discussion?"
Guy 2: "Well, she deserved it. She didn't want stoners to breed. No sense of personal freedom with her."
Guy 1: "Well, she should count herself lucky for Christo holding himself back. He wanted to maul her face off!"
by Christo Bear March 10, 2010
a simple way of saying "I want some crack"
I want some Bears?
by Weylin Patrick May 16, 2004

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