A man is considered a Bear if he is hairy, well-built, hyper-masculine, with this strong body and appearance, yet with a heart as big as his chest.
He does not have a 'camp' bone in him. He has a tendency to growl in his sleep and during other bed activities. He is unashamed of bodily-function noises. Practicality dictates his fashion tastes. A Bear man is every straight man's gay fantasy!
Aw hell, you are the Daddy! Guys in this category are Goldberg, Billy Mays, Richard Karn, the Bounty paper towel guy, blue-collar guys.
Did you see the hot guy? Butch, and regular-looking - He is a Bear. WOOF!
by Daniel_Lee August 30, 2009
Hairy gay men. In September 2007 in Melkweg Amsterdam there was the first Mr FurBall Election. You could choose Mr Furball from the hairy candidates.
FurBall is the Amsterdam Hairy Men Dance Party ... for all kind of hairy and butch men. This party attracts Bears, musclebears, otters, cubs, (smooth) admirers and everybody who likes hairy men. Check out the famous bear band bearforce 1!
by Kaptain E-Glow October 18, 2007
Bear is transport trucker slang for police officers. "Bear" is a term Truckers on the number one highway in Canada use on the CB to warn other truckers that there is a police officer monitering speed on the highway.
Trucker one: Hey! I just spotted a bear!

Trucker two: Where at?

Trucker one: by the 58 marker, on the right o way.

Trucker two: I'll pass it on.
by moonbug November 12, 2006
The term "Bears" has been a long standing slang term to refer to any member in law enforcement. The term was originally made popular in America by CB operators.
"Tom, this is Joe, I got a twenty on a couple Bears up here on mile marker 29. Over."
by big jimz May 04, 2009
A word that can be added to almost any name in attempt to make it sound cuter.

An easy way to create a nickname
These flowers are gorgeous, thanks joshbear!
by Trace002 May 23, 2011
"Godless killging machines" as said by Stephen Colbert. The second most dangerous enemy known to the human race, just behind Dhani Jones who is a bear with a brain, an NFL linebacker who writes poems.
"Some people are going to say 'It's just a monkey, bears pose no threat to us', Wrong! Now while I do not believe in evolution, I'm sure bears do. ...and by eating this monkey, they are simply eating their way up the evolutionary chain until they get to man."

-Stephen Colbert
by User 34082098756 July 23, 2006
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