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"Beer me up" is what you would say, when you are drinking beers and just emptied the one in your hand and sit too far away from the case of beers to get a new one, without having to get up and walk to it. If you have some decent friends one of them will obviously hand you a beer. Hey, Scotty! Beer me up!
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| 2. | Beam me up | ||
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An expression used when getting drunk off of Jim Beam, referring to Star Trek. When one says "Beam me up" They usually intend to get drunk to the point that they may as well actually be "beamed up," because they intend to be completely incoherent, and trying to carry out a real conversation with them would be almost impossible. Scotty: Dude I just got a couple bottles of Jim Beam!
Ted: Shit dude! Beam me up! |
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| 3. | lazer bear | ||
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A bear dressed up with a Canadian flag for a cape and walks around with two spazzy cats. Red lasers shoot out of its eyes and kill you instantly. It moves really, really fast. Dude, me and Bill were walkin' home yesterday when this giant lazer bear showed up! the cats devoured Bill's face while the bear totally burned him. Then it ran away really fast. It was horrible.
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| 4. | bear trap | ||
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When a man places his balls inside the anus of another person. The pressure around then simulates the sensation of a bear trap around ones balls. I hooked up with this slut and she totally got me in a bear trap. My balls still hurt.
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| 5. | emmy bear | ||
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An amazing best friend who is her black soul sister, lacrosse playing, swedish fish shoving, sideways fucking hoeeeeee (: im gonna go to sleep with my sex kitten. ima sex her up later. hahah! we best buds. i love her so much she is such a true best friend and means so much to me Whoa, she's a good Emmy Bear
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| 6. | white gummy bear | ||
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A sexual position where the woman is suspended in mid air with rope and the man is laying underneath. The hanging girl is then wound up, and then released so she is spinning while being fucked. (Girl Speaking first) Mike from Massachusets, you are so fine, I want you to white gummy bear me.... Whats that?... explain... okay and can we do some regular and vaginal?... wtf?
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| 7. | Ass Bear | ||
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1. A douche bag 2. A flaming homosexual 3. A bear coming out of your ass 1. That ass bear stole my money! imma fuck him up!
2. TJ: Man, Josh is such an ass bear, he came onto me yesterday Josh: WTF you say bitch? TJ: what? when i say somethin? dont kill me.... Josh: thats what i thought ass bear 3:That ass bear scared the shit out of me... i was takin a shit, and it growled... and it was furry... |
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