Beantown Belly Bongos 

Conceived in Boston, a Beantown Belly Bongo consists of a man using his penis as a drumstick to lightly and rhythmically drum the stomach of a woman as he comes onto it. Upon coming, the man will continue to drum his bongos noting the subtle splashing sound his bongos will now make, adding a whole new dimension to his symphony. The girl may never be told what is happening while she is being used as a Beantown Belly Bongo.

Tonight's gonna be a good night; Beers, Bitches, Beantown Belly Bongos.

Beantown Belly Bongos by t7j939 April 30, 2010

Beanton 

A man, or woman who closely resembles Krang (Evil Overlord from 1990s children's TV show Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles) in both physical appearance and behaviour.

An overbearing individual with a sense of overwhelming self-preservation who manipulates others to his bidding. Also has a relentless desire for turtle soup

That guy over there he is such a "Beanton"
Don't be a "Beanton", leave those turtles alone.

Beanton by Hoops42 October 9, 2010

Beantonio 

Beantonio- Someone who is completely and utterly inept, also tends to be mexican.
2- Racial slur for a mexican named Antonio (beaner and antonio combined)

Dude, I was playing counterstrike and this fucking beantonio through the entire match!

Beantonio by Beantonio hater August 17, 2019

in the middle of beantown

in the middle of nowhere

( camping trip preparations gone wrong)

person 1) : i think we are lost, where are we anyways?
person 2), hang on... (screams aaahh)... we are lost, we are in the middle of beantown
person 1 and 2, together: oh oh

in the middle of beantown by Uncle Dimma March 13, 2015

Beantown

Complete slander. No one from Boston ever calls it Beantown.

"I love bean town!"
"You fuckin' retahded tourist. It's Boston. Not Beantown."

Beantown by SexyKitten6969 April 8, 2006

Beantown

The great city of Boston, MA (but you don't really see too many beans here...)

Beantown by M-easy July 5, 2003

Beantown

Horribly outdated nickname for Boston, Massachusetts that no self-respecting Bostonian or New Englander uses. Typically used only by tourists, sportswriters, or television reporters that are new to the area. Name stems from the New England food staple of beans slow-baked in molasses.

Every college kid calls this place Beantown until someone decks them for it.

Beantown by Ashley the Penguin November 15, 2003