When you vomit upon your and your partner's genitals during intercourse.
He performed the old "beans and toast" with her last night and then needed a towel.
by beans and toast February 9, 2007
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Verb - when a British person behaves dishonourably or cheats at a sport/game
"listen here matey, you were clearly beans on toasting at the cricket game this morning"
by marty mcpichum December 14, 2021
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adj. describes something that it is really good, not completely spectacular perhaps, but definitely worth praising. If it's extra special, 'beans on toast with cheese on top' is also appropriate.

As an aside, I'd like to take issue with 'anonymous' who has also posted a definition of 'beans on toast'.

Firstly, is this website a recipe board of some sort? Don't the definitions have to have an alternative or slang meaning? Will we be seeing 'cheeseburger, a beef patty between two halves of a sesame seed bun' on here next?

Secondly, not even the British consider beans on toast a delicacy. It's a quick and easy snack, that's all.

Thirdly, 'why do you need the toast?' Why not have toast? Do you only ever eat one food group at a time? Are you saying you'd eat spaghetti bolognese without the spaghetti? Or is this some sort of Atkins diet concern you have?

Aaaand relax...
"Did you see the new series of Spaced?"

"Yeah, that programme is beans on toast."

"...with cheese on top."
by juba73 January 16, 2005
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Beans on toast is a British meal witch is quick and simple to make and can be amazing if made correctly.

If you fuck up making beans on toast you are a fuck up yourself.
by Fricking_sick_bro August 16, 2020
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Beans on toast: One of the worst culinary atrocities of all mankind. Its fuking stupid how could any retard have thought of making this an entire meal. The person who invented Beans on toast should be fuked in the kidneys by 10 gypsies.
Josh is eating Beans on toast again. Josh is gay. Beans on toast is shit.
by Khan Asparuh August 26, 2022
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beans on toast; a stupid british delicacy; why do you need the toast? just eat the damn beans without it! british people and their strange dishes. no wonder they can't cook!
oi mum made me beans on toast! i hope the toast ain't burnt black this time! cheerio!
by Anonymous August 31, 2003
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