A person who often wears a beanie, many of which resemble scene or emo boys, even when going into their 20's. They are not toys, so they don't like to be touched. They also seem to brag about having large genitalia, which may suggest a lack thereof. They have a disdain for mean or smelly people, boys in specific. There's supposedly a fondness for extra cheesy garlic breadsticks, as well as making jokes about someone's mother, if they offend them. This name was made very popular by a particular 'beanie boy' from Kansas, who now lives in LA, named Colby Brock. His and his friend Jake Webber's song about being a Beanie Boy from 2017 is a perfect example of all of these traits.
Friend: Are you watching that beanie boy again? What's his name? Corey?
Colby Fan: That's his friend's name. The beanie boy is Colby.
Colby Fan: That's his friend's name. The beanie boy is Colby.
by solby_golbrock April 29, 2019
Beanie Boy
A class of LA 20 / 30 year old males who have absolutely nothing going on. In response to this problem, they wear knit wool beanies, and half beards and hope this will distract people from the obvious which is they have absolutely nothing going on. This class of LA male twits is distinct from the related neo Rat Packer who wear a Rat Pack chapeau, and the garden variety Douche Bag.
A class of LA 20 / 30 year old males who have absolutely nothing going on. In response to this problem, they wear knit wool beanies, and half beards and hope this will distract people from the obvious which is they have absolutely nothing going on. This class of LA male twits is distinct from the related neo Rat Packer who wear a Rat Pack chapeau, and the garden variety Douche Bag.
Why do those guys have wool hats on at the beach in the summer ? Oh.... they are beanie boys. They have absolutely nothing going on.
by JohnnyCanuck2 June 13, 2009
by Xaypock March 24, 2003