(Australian/English slang) Uncircumcised penis, i.e. intact with the foreskin concealing the glans, which to some, strangely resembles the soft, crumpled woolen headwear!

Antonym: Helmet
When I was at high school, we'd play handball and often separate into different teams using physical aspects, such as light hair vs. dark, talls vs. shorts and of course, beanies vs. helmets!
by Bag O'Turnips April 14, 2008
Any small, plush, pellet filled toy.
Disney beanies, NASCAR beanies
by Bob White July 21, 2003
1.) a softie, someone who doesn't get angry

2.) oblivious to bad things that are happening and only focus on the good things
Some may say George Bush is the opposite of a beanie.
by ShakespeareGal June 22, 2009
a not so common stereotype.
usually put on people who dont give a shit. and would rather die young, then get old.
(but that doesnt mean that they are suicidal, oh no)

they spend most of their time with friends, and listen to anytype of music,
usually found in parks, sliding or swinging.

like to take walks.
and are most likely to fail school and join hippy communes
or finish school,
with a good grades in english, science and art.

sometimes have brightly coloured hair. and can likely be seen chewing gum.

laugh at things that most "normal" people wouldnt laugh at, or would disapprove of. beanies are amused by burning things and just causing plain havock.

they can be any sexuality.lesbian, gay, bisexual or omnisexual.


the only bad thing about them, is that they talk to fucking much and swear waaaayyy more the normal people.
"i dont having a fucking example BEEATCH! (: "

is what the beanie said when urban dictionary asked for an example.
by peter file. July 31, 2008
Similar to ski caps, but worn in the middle of summertime by suburban white guys who think it'll give them some urban street-smarts or artistic vibe.
Yo I've got a lil' hairloss goin on, and baseball caps are for rednecks, so I'm gonna wear a beanie to look hip at the bar tonight. Chicks will think I'm a surfer or artist, even though I'm just an office worker.
by And it's like that. July 15, 2010
A little hat with a twirly thing on top.
Homestar Runner has a beanie.
Calvin once had a beanie,but it didn't fly.
by TheWiggidy October 12, 2003
A phrase coined by the illustrious Sirius Radio personality "Jason Ellis"

A beanie is when a man is recieving oral sex, and just before the power load is released, the female opponent directs the power load straight up into the air catching it on top of her head...If it goes to far and lands on the back of the head it is known as a "Mullet"
This hot chick with a nice donkey gave me a beanie last night.
by Eagle Cock December 08, 2008
A good lookin' girl. A babe etc
I went to Steve'z party and got this lovely beaniez number, man she is soooo FIT.
by Safecracker G October 29, 2004

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