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Beamerball 

A brand of football played by the Virginia Tech Hokies, and named after long-time (1987 - present) head coach and Tech alumnus Frank Beamer. Primarily known for profilic kick- and punt-blocking, Beamerball encompasses the idea that the team can produce points (and prevent opponents' points) at any time, from any point on the football field. Virginia Tech is not only adept at scoring via the blocked kick, but also through defensive interceptions. This philosophy has bolstered the program's status from a mediocre independent (i.e., not affiliated with any conference) at the beginning of Beamer's tenure to one of college football's most respected and consistently excellent programs.
"Virginia Tech, ranked #4, scored touchdowns on offense, defense and special teams as the Hokies Beamerballed #15 Georgia Tech en route to a 51-7 blowout victory." (Chris Coleman, TechSideline.com, 24 September 2005)
Beamerball by Headfirst September 15, 2006
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beanerville 

Berto and I went to beanerville on vacation (East L.A., Barstow, CA)
beanerville by VWDave October 31, 2007

Bazerball 

Indoor 5 a side football player at edge hill on a Tuesday night
Hey Oli are you playing bazerball tonight?
Bazerball by bazerharry May 1, 2020

Beamerball 

A brand of football pioneered by Frank Beamer and the Hokies emphesizing special teams. Expect blocked kicks.
It was Beamerball at its best when the Hokies blocked WVU's feild goal attempt and returned it for a touchdown.
Beamerball by HokieFan November 9, 2004

bonerballsanus 

When you get an erection and your ballsanus (Aka taint, aka choda) gets hard.
Dude I'm getting turned on... I got this mad urge to stroke my bonerballsanus
bonerballsanus by TheMussel December 9, 2007

bonerballs

When the most annoying person you know has a problem or is kind of pissed off he doesn't just say "oh fuck!". He says "bonerballs!".
Patrick Shanahan: "Can you give me a ride home? I locked my keys in my car with the engine running"

Me: "Oh sorry, I have this thing to do"

Patrick Shanahan: "Bonerballs! I'm fucked!"
bonerballs by chipfsandsfalfsa January 7, 2016

bearball 

1. When the chicago bears recover a fumble or intercept a pass.

2. A general term used, when one is excited to speak of, discuss, or think of the Chicago Bears. esp. with fellow chicago bear fans and/or followers
1. BEARBALL! BEARBALL! BEARBALL!

2. So are you ready for the game this week? BEARBALL!
bearball by Jesus Shuttleworth February 8, 2007