A lazy Mexican immigrant.
Wow, look at that beaner, just scratching his nutsack.
by Disillusioned Hippie September 23, 2005
a person of Hispanic descent that consumes excessive amounts of tacos and burritos and smells like ass and pepperoni
side note - typically only takes a shower once a week
John: MAN, did you smell that beaner over there?
Mark: Yeah he smells like ass
John: Go tell that beaner to put his taco down and take a shower
by Totskursky March 20, 2009
Referring to anyone from the country of Mexico.
Those construction workers are total beaners...Oh, crap, is that Carlos Mencia next to them?
by Underload January 20, 2008
an illegal immigrant who works for low wages in unwanted jobs and is usually lazy. A beaner can have up to 12 kids and cannot be refereed to one if a beaner has less than 3
Hey, don't eat those tacos you damn beaner!
by Rcclassiks February 25, 2009
An illegal speck, that no one really wants in their country.
Ryan: Hey who's your little friend
Jake: Oh that, Fransisco, he's my little beaner.
Ryan: Ohh
by arrggg July 31, 2008
1. Lazy, irreverent, uneducated people of Latin American culture that infest our public schools so that their Anchor Babies can learn the English language to translate for their ignorant parents that are too lazy to learn it themselves.

2. Infestation of illegal aliens from Latin America that believe it is there right to fly their flag above the flag of the United States of America.

3. Protesters that feel it their inherent right to violently desecrate the laws of our country while expecting total amnesty for being here illegally.

4. The reason that my children and my neighbor's children could not find summer part time jobs as we did when we were kids.

5. Responsible for the decline of our American Heritage while being accountable for nothing.
All I wanted to do was buy a new drill, but it took me 45 minutes to get through the Home Depot parking lot because all the damn Beaners kept trying to jump in the bed of my truck.
by phoenixx177 August 23, 2009
A word that Carlos Mencia says a lot.
Carlos: LOL HE'S A BEANER!

Audience: LAWL original AND exciting! This is SOOOOOOO funny!!
by Koopa Killer March 14, 2007

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