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16.
Another name for a blow job, oral sex given to a man.
Hey baby, can I have a beaner tonight after you fix me turley pot pie?
by Plucky January 23, 2013
 
29.
a poor mexican usually known as Leo or Lee
go mow my lawn beaner
by Deeeeeeeeeeeeeee89 November 09, 2008
 
30.
A racist nickname for a Mexican. When said between Mexicans, it is seen as an inside joke and nothing to worry about. When a person from another race says it to a Mexican, it is considered offensive and that person is bound to be jumped by a bunch of cholos or slapped by a nun. :)
Mexican to other Mexican: "Hey beaner! Wassap homes?" Gringo: "Fuckin beaners." Mexican: "WTF did you say you pinche gringo?" *Punches white guy in the face*
by MexicanoAnonimo December 24, 2010
 
31.
Every single resident of Canyon county Idaho
guy one: "hey man"
guy two: "yeah"
guy one: "look at that fucking beaner in the Lincoln Navigator, wih Gonzalez in the back window"
guy two: "disturbing!"
by destroyer of vaginas November 23, 2008
 
32.
A word that Carlos Mencia says a lot.
Carlos: LOL HE'S A BEANER!

Audience: LAWL original AND exciting! This is SOOOOOOO funny!!
by Koopa Killer March 14, 2007
 
33.
Beaner is often mistaken for a "lazy" mexican border-hopping spic.
Thats not the case. You cant honestly call beaners "lazy"
They work on roofs from like 6AM til until dark....They work on yard's all day long....and will usually cover about a 55 mile radius of yards in that period of time.
They work on cars....and good at it.....REAL good at it....
They're not lazy.....but they are border-hopping spics.
Ok, i was driving down a road when i saw my friend (on the left hand side of the street) cuttin the grass of the first house. On the other side of the street (the RIGHT hand side of the street) about five "Beaners" were cuttin the first house on that side......about an hour later, i was drivin back, my friend was on the second house, while the beaners were done with the street already. (the street consisted of ten houses)..................so dont call em lazy....oh yeah, and they were workin for bout 20 dollars cheaper then my friend.....(my friend was gettin paid 27 dollars)
by Texas_Rebel October 18, 2005
 
34.
a mexican person who eats beans and kicks you in the face
beaners.....beaners.....gonna...eat beans.....beaners......beaners.....will kick you in the face
by shittyshittyfagfag March 14, 2011
 
35.
A Racist word for a Mexican. Since dirty Mexicans eat beans and Burritos, there called beaners
1. shutup you dirty beaner

2. k bud, your a beaner. dont talk.

3. your mom feels bad for beaners so she makes love to them
by LolDavidLol March 20, 2009